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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down…. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device… a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. ‘You impotent bastard,’ She screamed at him, ‘How could you be lying to me
all of these years? You better explain yourself!’

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: ‘I’ll explain the toy , you explain the kids.’

Submitted by James

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.  His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. What’s wrong, Bill?’ she asked.
‘Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my
penis into the pickle slicer?’ ‘Oh, Bill, you didn’t’ she exclaimed.
‘Yes, I did.’ he replied.My God, Bill, what happened?’
‘I got fired.’ ‘No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?’ ‘Oh..she got fired too.

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Two Gay Guys are walking through a Zoo.

They come across a gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection.

The gay men are fascinated by this.

One of the men just can’t bear it any longer, and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for two hours non-stop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by.

When he’s done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage.

An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.

A few days later, his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, ‘Are you hurt?’

‘AM I HURT?’ he shouts;

‘Wouldn’t you be?………….he hasn’t called….he hasn’t written….’

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Q. What’s the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What’s a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.