A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”

The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You shouldn’t take that. You tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey.”

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