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In the dark is better!

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of [...]

The pickle slicer

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.  His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to [...]

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Two Gay Guys are walking through a Zoo.

Two Gay Guys are walking through a Zoo.
They come across a gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection.
The gay men are fascinated by this.
One of the men just can’t bear it any longer, and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and [...]

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Q. What’s the height of conceit? A. Hav…

Q. What’s the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name

Q. What is the difference between a drug…

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What’s a mixed feeling? A. When you …

Q. What’s a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

I have to get up in the morning

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, “Honey, you know I [...]