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In the dark is better!
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of [...]
The pickle slicer
25. February 2010
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to [...]
And then the fight started…
7. September 2009
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started…
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My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then [...]
POOF, THE LIGHT GOES OFF
13. May 2009
Submitted by June
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, ‘George, everything looks great. How
are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?’
George replies, ‘God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he’s fixed it so when I get up [...]
See what you get for five pounds
8. May 2009
Prince Charles decided to take up jogging.
Every day, he’d jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.
He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost
certain to follow.
“One hundred and fifty pounds!” she’d shout from the curb.
“No! Five pounds!” He would fire back, just to shut her up.
This ritual between [...]
The Secret Of Long Life
25. March 2009
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke [...]
Mickey mouse
24. March 2009
Mickey mouse is having a meeting with his solicitor: solicitor: “mickey, i was reviewing your case and i’m afraid you don’t have grounds for divorce, you can’t divorce minnie for having big teeth, i mean she is a mouse after all” Mickey: “i didn’t say she had big teeth, i said she was f**king goofy!”
Submitted [...]
The Black Bra
12. March 2009
The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over just [...]
There is a moral to this story
12. March 2009
This is a story about
A Fly, a Fish, a Bear
A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.
There is a moral to this story..
In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.
The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular,
‘Gosh…if I go down three inches
I will feel the mist
From the water [...]
7Up
10. March 2009
Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North
Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, “I hear there’s a new case of herpes in the dorm.” “Great!” said Baldwin. “I was getting tired of 7-Up!”
26. February 2010
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