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Two Gay Guys are walking through a Zoo.
Two Gay Guys are walking through a Zoo.
They come across a gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection.
The gay men are fascinated by this.
One of the men just can’t bear it any longer, and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and [...]
That’s the best I could do under the circumstances
14. August 2009
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty [...]
Rekindling a little of that ‘magic’
14. July 2009
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that ‘magic’.
“Wow!”, I said, “I don’t know if [...]
Listen to the full story before you open your mouth…
5. July 2009
Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playgroundand go into the woods.Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.’Mummy, I was at the [...]
Continue reading...400 Euro a day for a car park attendant
19. June 2009
Outside Bristol Zoo is the car park, with spaces for 150 cars and 8
coaches. It has been manned 6 days a week for 23 years by the same charming
and very polite car park attendant with the ticket machine. The charges are
£1 per car and £5 per coach . (Click more to read on)
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday
18. June 2009
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.
She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a
newspaper.
Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t
mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?’
‘About 32,’ is the [...]
Good luck on this lousy trip of yours
14. May 2009
Submitted by: Francis
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to
Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who
responded:
” Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? You’re crazy to go to Rome
. It’s crowed and dirty. So, how are you getting there?
“We’re taking Continental,” was [...]
Don’t mess with old people
27. April 2009
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
WHEN YOU’RE OLDER
AND DON’T MOVE QUITE AS FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going
up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the
garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened
the back door to go turn off [...]
Oh….How embarrassing…..
7. April 2009
A radio station in Australia ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moment in listener’s lives. The final four were:
4th Place
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold [...]
Dispute Between Neighbours – this is a true story…
13. March 2009
A town councillor in Wales, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the mountains, until a new neighbour purchased the land below his house and built a new home.
The new home was 18 inches higher than the planning dept had approved, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the local authority to [...]
7. January 2010
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