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Two Gay Guys are walking through a Zoo.
Two Gay Guys are walking through a Zoo.
They come across a gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection.
The gay men are fascinated by this.
One of the men just can’t bear it any longer, and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and [...]
Please stay Vicar I’ll do anything!!!
4. September 2009
At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a
larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave
because he is so popular.
Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Southland and Otago,
stands up and proclaims: ‘If the Vicar stays, I will [...]
IRISH MILLIONAIRE
13. May 2009
Mick, from Dublin, appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and
towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. You’ve
done very well so far,’ said, Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter,
‘but for a million pounds you’ve only got one lifeline left – phone a
friend.
Everything is riding on this question……will you go for it?’
‘Sure,’ [...]
Blonde car accident..!
30. March 2009
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the [...]
Another Dumb Blonde
24. March 2009
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ‘
‘I’ve heard [...]
Very Dumb Truckers
24. March 2009
While driving along the back roads of a small town, two Arkansas truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11′3″. They got out and measured their rig, which was 12′4″.
“What do you think?” one asked the other.
The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first.
“Not a cop in sight. Let’s take [...]
Do Not Disturb
18. March 2009
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
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