Tech Support Joke – how can I help you?

Customer: I’m trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but
it just doesn’t work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you’ve got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah….
Tech support: And what sort of computer are you [...]

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5 things you learn about computers from movies

High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, have easy-to-understand graphical interfaces.
All computers are connected. You can access the information on the villain’s desktop computer, even if it’s turned off.
A hacker can get into the most sensitive computer in the world before intermission and guess the secret password [...]

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Bill Gates in Purgatory

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet [...]

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Mac Vs PC Clips

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var s0 = new SWFObject(“http://funn.ie/wp-content/plugins/flash-video-player/mediaplayer/player.swf”,”n0″,”480″,”385″,”7″);
s0.addParam(“allowfullscreen”,”true”);
s0.addParam(“allowscriptaccess”,”always”);
s0.addParam(“wmode”,”opaque”);
s0.addVariable(“id”,”n0″);
s0.addVariable(“author”,”Funn.ie”);
s0.addVariable(“description”,”Funn.ie”);
s0.addVariable(“image”,”http://funn.ie/images/logo_funnie.png”);
s0.addVariable(“link”,”http://funn.ie”);
s0.addVariable(“controlbar”,”bottom”);
s0.addVariable(“height”,”385″);
s0.addVariable(“playlist”,”none”);
s0.addVariable(“skin”,”http://funn.ie/wp-content/plugins/flash-video-player/skins/swift/swift.swf”);
s0.addVariable(“width”,”480″);
s0.addVariable(“autostart”,”false”);
s0.addVariable(“bufferlength”,”1″);
s0.addVariable(“displayclick”,”play”);
s0.addVariable(“icons”,”true”);
s0.addVariable(“linktarget”,”_blank”);
s0.addVariable(“logo”,”http://funn.ie/images/logo.png”);
s0.addVariable(“mute”,”false”);
s0.addVariable(“quality”,”true”);
s0.addVariable(“repeat”,”none”);
s0.addVariable(“resizing”,”true”);
s0.addVariable(“shuffle”,”false”);
s0.addVariable(“stretching”,”uniform”);
s0.addVariable(“volume”,”90″);
s0.addVariable(“file”,”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgzbhEc6VVo”);
s0.write(“video0″);

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12 Step Recovery Program For Web Addicts

1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.
2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3. I will get dressed before noon.
4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, [...]

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Today’s Tech Humour to lightin the day

1. When a tech says s/he’s coming right over, log out and go for coffee. :It’s no problem for us to remember 2700 screen saver passwords.
2. When tech support sends you an e-mail with high importance, delete it at
once. : We’re probably just testing the email system.
3. When you call us to have your computer [...]

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