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My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other
day. I said, “If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!”
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Zoo Jokes
4. July 2009
An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby,
Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo that has become a significant tourist attraction.
It has also given rise
to many unusual events.
Last September one of the star
attractions, Arnold, an Indonesian ape,
escaped to the dismay of the zoo
director. The matter was a serious one
because the members of [...]
Zoo Jokes
4. July 2009
“Hey, Pop,” pleaded Angelo, “can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?”
“What’s the matter with you?” asked his father.
“Why would you wanna go see the monkeys when your Aunt Maud is here?”
5. July 2009
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