Had a bad day?

Submitted by Jenny There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on [...]

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He has our vote!

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Good luck on this lousy trip of yours

Submitted by:  Francis A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: ” Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? You’re crazy to go to Rome . It’s crowed and dirty. So, how are you getting there? “We’re taking Continental,” was [...]

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POOF, THE LIGHT GOES OFF

Submitted by June An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, ‘George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?’ George replies, ‘God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so when I get up [...]

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IRISH MILLIONAIRE

Mick, from Dublin, appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. You’ve done very well so far,’ said, Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter, ‘but for a million pounds you’ve only got one lifeline left – phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question……will you go for it?’ ‘Sure,’ [...]

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THE POST OFFICE JOB INTERVIEW

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him “Are you allergic to anything?” He says “Yes, just caffeine.” “Have you ever been in the service?” the interviewer asks. “Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for two years.” The interviewer says “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment here.”, and [...]

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Don’t mess with old people

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLDER AND DON’T MOVE QUITE AS FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off [...]

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Oh….How embarrassing…..

A radio station in Australia ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moment in listener’s lives. The final four were: 4th Place While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold [...]

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Baby On Board

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You shouldn’t take that. You tell him off – go [...]

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The F* word is amazing!

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