Biologist jokes

While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd “Jimmy” and careen down the hill. The truck piles up at the bottom of the canyon, and everyone aboard perishes. Suprisingly, they all go to heaven. At an orientation they are asked, “When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning [...]

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Zoo Jokes

My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, “If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!”

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Zoo Jokes

“Hey, Pop,” pleaded Angelo, “can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?” “What’s the matter with you?” asked his father. “Why would you wanna go see the monkeys when your Aunt Maud is here?”

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Yo Mama Jokes

pYo mama has so many chins, it looks like /p pshe’s wearing a fat necklace !! /p

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Tech Support Joke – how can I help you?

Customer: I’m trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn’t work. What am I doing wrong? Tech support: OK, you’ve got the CD in the CD drive, right? Customer: Yeah…. Tech support: And what sort of computer are you [...]

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Mickey mouse

Mickey mouse is having a meeting with his solicitor: solicitor: “mickey, i was reviewing your case and i’m afraid you don’t have grounds for divorce, you can’t divorce minnie for having big teeth, i mean she is a mouse after all” Mickey: “i didn’t say she had big teeth, i said she was f**king goofy!” Submitted [...]

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