Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

Yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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